I really love my office this year, because it has a window. It even has two windows, but I only consider one of them mine, because it is nearest my favorite computer. I like being in my office and drinking my coffee and listening to classical on the silly little radio that came with this office. I like the breeze and the secondhand smoke that wafts up from the students milling around outside Armstrong. I don't even mind the fact that those same students usually stand outside directly below my second-floor office window and talk.
But.
Today I am debating heating some cooking oil in the coffee pot and dumping it on the girl who has parked herself directly below the window. Today I am sympathizing with all the medieval guys whose job it was to stand on the ramparts and dump the cauldrons of oil onto the ascending enemies. I wonder if they enjoyed their job.
I think on certain days, they might have.
Good drawing. I like the composition and contrast of colors.
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hot oil is a good idea, but less easy to write off as a silly prank if the law ever got involved.
ReplyDeletemy suggestion, water balloons. water balloons filled with sewage.
I would just start throwing little things out of the window sporadically - a pebble from your shoe, an eraser, a paperclip - and watch her as she looks around and tries to figure out what's going on. Your picture of her looks like a sorority student I had in Comp...
ReplyDelete...okay, use the boiling oil (but make sure it's like oil from McDonalds' deep-fat fryer).
kool aid? If I remember high school correctly, the red shit is next to impossible to get out of blonde hair. Heheheh.
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ReplyDelete^ sorry, double-posted.
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