Tuesday, December 5, 2006

and today's award of Person I Would Most Like to Kill goes to

... the person responsible for deciding that this year Zales Jewelers' theme song will be only the first four seconds of Vanessa Carltons' tinkly piano-tastic annoying "A Thousand Miles," repeated eight times per ad so that all you hear is

DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo
DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo
DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo
DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo
DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo
DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo
DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo
DOObedoodooDOOdoodoo

while on-screen douchebag husbands high-five each other in congratulations: HEY LARRY! I JUST BOUGHT THE WIFE A SHITTY NECKLACE! THAT SHOULD MAKE UP FOR THE TIME I CLEANED A WHOLE TROUT ON HER WEDDING DRESS!
dbdsn'ed by christina at 6:03 PM

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 5, 2006 at 9:59 PM

    I HATE THAT SONG.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 6, 2006 at 1:37 AM

    If you think that's bad, go to this website for Rogers and Hollands Jewellers and make sure your sound is turned on - you will never be the same again:

    http://www.rogersandhollands.com/default.asp

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