August 7, 2007
Dear [Steener]:
It is my pleasure to present our offer of employment to you as a Copywriter in our office starting on August 13, 2007.
Your initial salary will be at the annual rate of $[MORE MONEY THAN YOU HAVE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE].
You start at 8:00 a.m. on August 13th. We look forward to you joining our team!
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I GET TO GO BUY ALL NEW CLOTHES AND A KITCHEN TABLE. THEN I'M GONNA BUY YOU ALL LUNCH.
Cliff's comment: "Congratulations, kid! [pause] Make sure you start up an IRA, too. I'll send you an e-mail that shows you how."
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WOW!!!! there are not enough exclamation points in the world to illustrate how happy and proud of you i am. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL NOW, STEENA. i hope you wont let it go to your head and stop drunkenly keeping your friends company while they pee in your bathroom... because that would be a real shame.
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ReplyDeleteCan I ask where you will be working? You know, so I can live vicariously through you. I miss Madison.
Congrats!
Congrats! I am incredibly happy for you. Way to go, X!
ReplyDeleteX! X X X! Congratulations! Other than the fantastic news. I love how the title of this post makes the title bar read thus:
ReplyDeletedead bitches don't say no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, they certainly do not.
See you soon!
awesome! i knew something would happen for you in that magical town. now, for lunch, i'd like to order one plate of yellow curry and mango rice from the thai food cart outside of the Union. To go, duh.
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