Dear self:
When the weather channel forecasts rain, you do not need to close your sunroof. No. Because it turns out the forecast was rain everywhere but directly above YOUR open sunroof. Either that, or you are a magician and can magically make rain disappear from your leather seats.*
*no, you can't. You also can't make rain magically disappear from the seat of your khaki-colored poly-blend trousers, which you guess is a good thing because how else would you get to experience the joy that is a mid-afternoon walk around the office for a bit with a big wet spot on your butt while the plant guy and the VP are standing right there?
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