Make a big batch of rosemary-infused olive oil, pour it into nifty little bottles and give them to your favorite coworkers as gifts.
Gifts that say, Thanks for answering all my questions about the shared drive, and also for letting me sit on your desk and sing the "Ding dong, you're a bitch" song to you whenever I feel like it, just like we work in a TA office or Grizzlebee's and not in a real live office!
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