Thursday, March 20, 2008

laugh it up, but if you read your horoscope daily, you're one to talk

We ordered so much Chinese the other night (on the "bad" night, when the B's car shit the bed in WW and I had to retrieve him directly from my own dumb day) that the people at Grand China clearly thought we were six people, and they threw in a whole handful of fortune cookies.

I've been eating the cookies carefully, doling out one a day. But I'm going to stop now, because I have received the only two fortunes I want:

You are soon going to change your line of work.

and

Keep your plans a secret for now.


I'm sure they meant "secret at work," not "secret don't post them to your public blog on the internet."

More importantly, I'll take good news where I can get it.

2 comments:

  1. ha!!!

    the best fortune i ever got read something like this: "maybe it's not just in your head. it's time to get some help."

    i'm not kidding!!!!! and i was even in a good mood that day!

    i guess it pays to remember that desserts, while tasty, aren't always right.

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  2. But the cookie told me so!

    Good to see (hear?) you again.

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