... say when you come home to find it sitting on your couch, eating the last of your white cheddar Cheezits and wiping its hands on your clean laundry, which by the way it promised it would fold and put away for you since god knows snow ain't got a job, just looking for one, and you say, Hey snow, how's that job search coming along? and snow says, Oh dude, I'm trying, you know? But I don't think anyone can afford to hire me right now because I bring so much like experience? and you say, Snow, bitch, your resume is a photocopy of your "Employee of the Month" plaque, and by the way, Mr. Harris only gave that you as a joke because did you notice that Muffle Man didn't even have an Employee of the Month? and snow says, Maybe Mr. Harris will give me my job back, you know?
And you say, DOUBT IT, SNOW, SEEING AS YOU SLEPT WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND THEN LET HER TAKE YOU TO PROM AND BY THE WAY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BY TOMORROW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO STAB YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP TO "JUDGE JUDY" RERUNS.
sometimes snow is sexy...
ReplyDelete...say when it turns the lights down low and walks out into the room in a leopard thong and says, "Baby, I don't wanna be cold no more."
sometimes snow is annoying ...
ReplyDelete... say when you come home to find it sitting on your couch, eating the last of your white cheddar Cheezits and wiping its hands on your clean laundry, which by the way it promised it would fold and put away for you since god knows snow ain't got a job, just looking for one, and you say, Hey snow, how's that job search coming along? and snow says, Oh dude, I'm trying, you know? But I don't think anyone can afford to hire me right now because I bring so much like experience? and you say, Snow, bitch, your resume is a photocopy of your "Employee of the Month" plaque, and by the way, Mr. Harris only gave that you as a joke because did you notice that Muffle Man didn't even have an Employee of the Month? and snow says, Maybe Mr. Harris will give me my job back, you know?
And you say, DOUBT IT, SNOW, SEEING AS YOU SLEPT WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND THEN LET HER TAKE YOU TO PROM AND BY THE WAY GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BY TOMORROW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO STAB YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP TO "JUDGE JUDY" RERUNS.
PRECIPITATED yesterday.
ReplyDeleteWay to f that one up, Jeano.
But holy crap, it was worth it for this WV: roofrart.
"Hey, snow! What are you doing up there on the roof?"
"Oh, you know. Just having a roof fart. Pffffllllt." [smell in the wind]