Truman: Oh, more snow fell down. This sucks. This is some bullshit.
Remy hears Truman and runs up the stairs.
Remy: HEYYYYYYYYYYYY TRUMAN! HEY! HEY! OH MY GOD I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE AWAKE I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SINCE FIVE AND MAYBE DRINKING COFFEE BUT NOW YOU'RE HERE! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! LOOK AT THIS BRIGHT BEAUTIFUL MORNING! LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE SQUIRRELS! LIFE COULD NOT BE ANY BETTER EVEN IF IT WAS COVERED IN GRAVY!
Truman rolls his eyes.
Truman: Wrong-o, dumb-o.
Remy punches Truman, who falls over.
End scene.
So awesome. Will there be more? I think there should be more. A series, perhaps.
ReplyDeletePerhaps! Yesterday's episode was titled, "What Dog Left This Mystery Blood All Over the Floor?: Also, Quit Eating the Brussels Sprouts Stalk In the Frozen Garden or Else You Are Going Poop Green for a Week."
ReplyDeleteMy life is exciting. I know.