Saturday, April 4, 2009
flotsam
An odd week. Lots of general crankiness mixed with nostalgia mixed with I don't wanna. Maybe I'm just sick of all my gray-black-red winter dress clothes, but every Tuesday and Thursday I stand in front of my closet and wish I could just throw on a fleece and old sneakers. Do it up grad-student style.
The students have similar expressions on their faces. I told them that it's that time of the semester: I look out and see fifty-four faces that are exhausted and glazed with general pissed-offness.
Most laughed. The really tired and pissed off ones didn't.
I saw The Hold Steady on Thursday night in a venue that was essentially a high school auditorium. Maybe two hundred in attendance. I sat on the side of the stage the whole set. Front-row witness to Craig Finn's charming, Woody-Allen's-chunky-little-brother-flailing-ness. Should have brought the D40 after all--the pictures would have been amazing. I have non-blurred ones from my little bar camera, but I liked the colors in the out-of-focus shot the best.
It was a good show, though a little strange to stand next to new people and listen to songs that remind me only of old people. I actually teared up when they played "Massive Nights" and "Party Pit" back to back. Gonna walk around and drink some more ...
Big department meeting yesterday. We've been asked to trim our budget by a large figure. Say one-and-a-half-times-my-salary figure. Of course, this is the story all over the country. Of course, we have the highest unemployment rate in the nation. Even so, it sucks. Keep those fingers crossed for the B.
We followed up that cheery discussion with a review of all the new MLA changes, which in turn spurred a gripe session*. Commence nerdy grumblings**.
I gave a friend a ride home afterward and mentioned in passing that last week, when I was out walking Truman, a woman yanked her car over to the side of the road. The window came down and out came her hand, dog treats in her palm. I just had to give these to him, she said.
My companion said, God. I would worry they were poisoned.
Pause.
I'm sorry, he said. That was really pessimistic. I think I'm just tired.
Other randomness from the week: snow is back in the forecast. The dog got buzzed. I found myself in line at the grocery store late last night. In my basket: mini corn dogs and daffodils. A student who was going to be running Boston is injured and has to sit out.
In the same class: a student had been turning in short-shorts about a beheading. This was raising all sort of cultural sensitivity issues in workshop, so I finally asked her what sort of research she'd conducted. I was expecting None. Or maybe Wikipedia.
Nope. She was a flight attendant for ten years before this. Flew to Middle Eastern countries regularly. Lived there off and on. Once attended an execution. When in Rome ...
Well then.
But as I write this, a small mourning dove has landed on the roof outside the window. S/he has tiny pink feet and a smudge of iridescent green on the neck. Now another one has joined the first. Now they're singing.
*the problem being, as I see it, that MLA still can't wrap their head around the fact that electronic sources are inherently different from print, so to insist upon basing electronic citation formats on the model used for print does very little and in fact causes more problems; inserting "web" or "n.p." in a citation does not actually do much to clarify the matter.
**The B and I have privately decided that we are going to start a movement to eliminate MLA format. We'll all have to pledge our allegiance to APA, but really, in the long run, it's going to be easier on us all. If you're interested, write me for more details.
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ReplyDeleteAnd to go along with your nerd note, I've always thought that Chicago was the best and easiest, what with being a history major and all.
Mmm. End notes. Sexy.
Yeah, it was fucking tiny. And so very white--not that most HS shows aren't, but this one was, like, incandescent.
ReplyDeleteChicago can stick around, as can whatever doctors and lawyers use. But for simplicity's sake, let's teach the Compies APA. As the B points out, only English majors ever use MLA. Even English ed majors use APA. Plus, we'll never have to invoke the name "Hacker" again. Lady is a little uggo anyway.
HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT DIANA HACKER LOOKS LIKE?
ReplyDeleteI'll never be the same. Thanks a lot, X.
On that note, I'm on board with your un-doing of MLA. What a load of shit. (Do History majors use it? That's make it even MORE useless.)
Really, though, APA makes sense. Site the fucking date and get on with yourself. As Mr. O has said to the students, "MLA is made up by a bunch of people who like to torture students."
I agree. Let's invent our own format, while we're at it. It'll be a lot like Chicago, but in a fancier font, and it will require snarky comments about the sources. E.g., According to Diana Hacker, "MLA has merit."*
*Diana Hacker looks like a fucking ferret who has been starting at a light bulb for six hours.
*Correction. Ferret WITH SHOULDER PADS...etc.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I always post a photo of D.H. on Blackboard/D2L on the day we start MLA stuff, and there's always one kid who comes in and throws his stuff down and says WHO IS THAT WOMAN ON THE HOMEPAGE BECAUSE SHE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
ReplyDeleteHey, give Hacker a break. She's dead. How good can you expect her to look?
ReplyDeleteI like MLA, but that's probably because I like proper capitalization of titles. I'm all for streamlining the compies, though, and if it takes APA to do it, I'm game. Chicago is pretty cool, too, but NEVER IRAC format. Blergh. I had to spend, like, two days looking those rules up for someone I was tutoring. It is one of the most obscure and ridiculous format styles. Rrrgh.
Hee hee. I may steal the tactic of putting Hacker on the frontpage. If I ever teach again, of course.
Word ver: hoter. Etymological theorists hypothesize that this word rose up in reaction to the current use of "hott." It describes relative degrees of hotness in people or creatures that are decidedly not hot, e.g., "Diana Hacker is hoter than a ferret, but not by much."
Ha ha, hoter.
ReplyDeleteThe B has demanded that I issue a correction: we are not going to forcibly switch everyone to APA; we are going to invent a new, logical system that is neither MLA nonsense nor APA gibberish.
It will be sort of like the metric system, I imagine; intuitive, unless you have lived in 'Merica your whole life and gallons/miles/cups actually mean something to you.
Also, like the metric system, at first no one in America will want to convert to it. They'll whine and whine, and it will be up to well-meaning and persistent nerds to convince us that in the long run, this will be better for us all. Unlike the metric system, however, this needs to actually take.
Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I dedicated as much time to my real life's tasks as much as I do to fake things and theories? Or if Liz and Chad really did have a pumpkin baby?
MLA has to go, man. After three years of APA in the Comm department, I'm never going back. Though, once again, I'm in Liz's stylistic camp: the one thing that bothers me about APA is the capitalization of titles. It looks....blurgy. So if you want to make a citation style that's APA-Only-Now-Capitalize-Your-Titles-Like-A-Literate-Human-Being (APAONCYTLALHB), than I am all in.
ReplyDeleteLong Live APAONCYTLALHB! And that picture of Diana Hacker, which is going on my D2L homepage tomorrow. And our pumpkin baby. Liz and I will change the world through metric measurement, citation wisdom, and pumpkin love. Please join us.
You and Liz are such good sports. I knew you'd be up to the task.
ReplyDeleteYour pumpkin baby is Oliver. He's afraid of swings but loves puppies.
X, I've been thinking of your comment about spending time on "real" things versus the fake ideas and theories. I think of the 2 hours I took writing a blog about a Blow Job Robot, not to mention the 2 hours of bar time Liz and I spent drawing the necessities for such a device.
ReplyDeleteI think of the In-VEST-i-gators. (And I have flash backs to the great moment of you and I, in the Highland living room, making the simultaneous comments about a woman's denim vest; her efforts to capture her sister's killer by questioning every yellow awning-ed house in the neighborhood.)
I disagree. It takes the right kind of person to put into plan an entire conspiracy against MLA. It takes the right kind of person to create an entire menu of sandwiches named on friends that will not exist, at least, for a good 20 years. Onward, X! You shant hide your brilliance! Fake ideas, ho!
Yeah.
Then you will love this next one! Because it involves my former state of residence dating your current state of residence. Ha ha! Grading papers is so not cool. Not like states-dating-cool, I mean.
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