Hey! Moving man! You want-a to help-a me move? Excellente! I have-a big box full of-a big books and other things, yes? Is-a too heavy! You very brawny! You lift-a the box? Yes, you lift-a the box!
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Mamma mia! You no tape-a bottom? WHY you no tape-a bottom! Ay yi yi! Now collection of miniature Shih Tzus is-a everywhere! You pick up-a de Shih Tzus! You pick-a them up!
"Pick up-a de Shih Tzus" might be one of the most pleasing strings of sounds in the English language. Take that, cellar door.
Chad. Please stop leaving me hilarious comments that I happen upon after a few stiff drinks and a day o' moving across time zones. Because when I get home I sort of shout them aloud and laugh, and then I realize it is 1 a.m. and surprise! somebody has moved in next door and now they probably hate me even though we haven't been formally introduced yet.
X, that is disturbing.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Says the man who has THAT on his upper lip in his profile pic.
ReplyDeleteHey! Moving man! You want-a to help-a me move? Excellente! I have-a big box full of-a big books and other things, yes? Is-a too heavy! You very brawny! You lift-a the box? Yes, you lift-a the box!
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Mamma mia! You no tape-a bottom? WHY you no tape-a bottom! Ay yi yi! Now collection of miniature Shih Tzus is-a everywhere! You pick up-a de Shih Tzus! You pick-a them up!
"Pick up-a de Shih Tzus" might be one of the most pleasing strings of sounds in the English language. Take that, cellar door.
Chad. Please stop leaving me hilarious comments that I happen upon after a few stiff drinks and a day o' moving across time zones. Because when I get home I sort of shout them aloud and laugh, and then I realize it is 1 a.m. and surprise! somebody has moved in next door and now they probably hate me even though we haven't been formally introduced yet.
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