The B: Hey, I'm leaving. What do you want to listen to?
Me: I don't know.
The B: "I don't know," just so you know, equals Bob Seger's Greatest Hits.
Me: Hmm. How about (500) Days of Summer?
The B: Okay. (Puts it on.) Hey, do you know what would make the soundtrack to (500) Days of Summer even better?
Me: (distractedly) No.
The B: If it also included Bob Seger's greatest hits.
Me: Time for you to leave.
And then she was raped.
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One time in Mankato I heard "Night Moves" on the radio on the ride to or from work three days in a row. You'd think it's no big deal, but I remember it, so it was.
Don't you miss Mankato radio? Ask the B if he misses Mankato radio--the songs he listened to when he worked for Big Lori.
THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY
But have you found "Our Love Is Like a Wheelchair Ballet" yet?
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