Thursday, August 6, 2009

words I have apparently added to my phone's text messaging dictionary

New phone, new list.

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ahh
anxiety-inducing

bitches
Brocach
bullshit
Bushwick

Corez

derby

fluffer
fuck
fucker
fucking
FUCKING

gimpy

Hedwig

iPhone

Jenga
jib

Meijer
'merican
Mojo
motherfucker

nineish

omg
ooop

Publix

shit
shitty
snoozing
Steelers

Taurus
thusly
tix

ummmmm

y'all
yaaaaay
yarrr

whoa
Winchester
wine ... yes

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So we have every possible conjugation of the word fuck, two grocery stores, three watering holes, and a predilection for using "y'all" instead of "you all." Sounds about right.

1 comment:

  1. I like the variations of "yay," and thank you for never using "yeah" when you mean "yay." This bothers me, nearly as much as when people write "woah" for "whoa."

    ... and I myats.

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