You know, I should just take a fucking night class, or ask one of my eighty-eight million former CS/IS students to tutor me, or at least buy and read a Dummies book. But I will not! Instead, I will continue my streak of just barely learning enough HTML and code by tireless trial and error and reading a bunch of Wikipedia entries on WYSIWYG and then one night, as I am sitting around in sweatpants wishing a trained monkey would bring me a Heath coffee Blizzard, I will manage to UPDATE MY WEB PAGE LINKS using a bunch of freeware.
Although--let's be honest. As long as I keep reading xkcd, I can drop just enough references to make my computer science majors think I know what a "cascading style sheet" is. Even though I am pretty sure the Internet was invented by unicorns who were drunk.
Monkey butler! BRING ME MY BLIZZARD, I EARNED THAT SHIT.
how many monkey butlers?
ReplyDeleteWell, right now I only need one. But I don't want it to die of loneliness, so maybe ... two?
ReplyDeleteno, stick with one. and don't worry, he'll train more. there will also be wine - delicious wine.
ReplyDeleteWell, I sure hope MB can iron, because today I purchased not one! but two! potential dresses to wear in the big city. LET THE MERRIMENT COMMENCE.
ReplyDelete(and yes, I realize it may also be ten degrees next weekend, so I also purchased some tights.)
ReplyDeleteIf you have two MBs, one will eat the other. Like those fish you have to separate with a plastic divider in your tank, or like siblings.
ReplyDeleteBetter go with one. Better not make it female, else it go into heat and attract any male MBs working nearby. Unless, of course, you cut off its genitals.