Friday, November 4, 2011

oh, so this is what the winter down here will be like

COLLEAGUE
OH MY GOD IT'S SO COLD.

ME
Yes, that is a brisk wind.

COLLEAGUE
DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO SNOW THIS WEEKEND?

ME
Um. No. The high is sixty-three degrees.

COLLEAGUE
I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI*. I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.



*state has been changed to protect COLLEAGUE's identity

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