Ha ha ha! Remember all that nonsense about sunny days and blue skies and walking in the cotton fields? Yeah. It's been 89 degrees here for four days. According to the NOAA, the relative humidity is 97 percent. Meanwhile, on the Face, everyone up north is chirping about Scotch and tweed and apple orchards and pumpkin spice at Starbucks.
Today I found this leaf, and then I posed with it. My pedicure is gray because it is THE SAME COLOR AS MY SOUL.
Fuck you, fake autumn.
PREACH IT. My glasses fogged up this morning getting out of the air conditioned car because it was THAT humid out. Blllurrrrrgh.
ReplyDeletemy only consolation is this coming March, when we will take eight million photos of us frolicking on the beach and send them to the people up north ha ha ha TAKE THAT.
ReplyDeleteMy fake autumn is better than yours. Neener neener.
ReplyDeleteThat is because your autumn isn't fake. It's real.
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