get thee a decoratin'

We have a fake tree, which provides us with no real amusement or pine scent, but does allow us to not spend excess time vacuuming needles. Plus it takes about twenty minutes to set up. We decorate said tree with ornaments friends have donated, some made of fake teeth:



And then we set up a Christmas Village on our pool table, which was looking quite lovely until A GIANT DOG ATTACKED IT.