friend taught me a lil trick to make jameson into a _real_ dinner.
*jameson dinner recipe*
you will need: one tumbler ice jameson one red blow pop
instructions: 1. put several cubes of ice into tumbler. 2. pour a slightly unrespectable amount of jameson into said tumbler. 3. stir with blow pop. 4. drink jameson. eat blow pop. 5. repeat nos. 3 and 4 as necessary.
DUDE I have to grade 60 high school freshman portfolios this weekend; all of them involving a "creative essay" that is most likely about Disneyworld.
I have that case of wine, minus 3 bottles from last weekend. Is that enough? What other liquors would you suggest go with creative essays?
Hm. Maybe we should put out a wine book for grading. Like, people know that red wine goes with red meat, but do they know that the best wine for a process essay is a Cab-Shiraz? Does anybody know that the best wine for homework assignments is a cheap blush, and a Merlot of at least $15 a bottle brings out the flavor in a finely crafted research paper?
Get on this. You can make a list on your ride home. X, I'd do it, but I'm too drunk right now. I'll just make up some drink like: vodka + old marachismo cherry juice in a fancy glass.
Oh, wait. You already invented that. Along with that fucking Hot Buttered Riesling. Goddamnit.
friend taught me a lil trick to make jameson into a _real_ dinner.
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you will need:
one tumbler
ice
jameson
one red blow pop
instructions:
1. put several cubes of ice into tumbler.
2. pour a slightly unrespectable amount of jameson into said tumbler.
3. stir with blow pop.
4. drink jameson. eat blow pop.
5. repeat nos. 3 and 4 as necessary.
enjoy!
p.s. i'm praying for you, mojo.
DUDE I have to grade 60 high school freshman portfolios this weekend; all of them involving a "creative essay" that is most likely about Disneyworld.
ReplyDeleteI have that case of wine, minus 3 bottles from last weekend. Is that enough? What other liquors would you suggest go with creative essays?
Hm. Maybe we should put out a wine book for grading. Like, people know that red wine goes with red meat, but do they know that the best wine for a process essay is a Cab-Shiraz? Does anybody know that the best wine for homework assignments is a cheap blush, and a Merlot of at least $15 a bottle brings out the flavor in a finely crafted research paper?
Get on this. You can make a list on your ride home. X, I'd do it, but I'm too drunk right now. I'll just make up some drink like: vodka + old marachismo cherry juice in a fancy glass.
Oh, wait. You already invented that. Along with that fucking Hot Buttered Riesling. Goddamnit.
These ideas are brilliant. I am claiming them as my own.
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