* this song (thanks to Darren)
* any spicy, curried food (blame our wintry mix weather)
* this article (which I sent to Jeano, because I am making her watch this show with me and text back and forth on Monday nights, and you can go ahead and shut your face about that)
* tangerines (though I could do without the seeds)
* this hot pepper jelly (dynamite on scrambled-egg-and-English-muffin breakfast sandwiches, and also baked Brie in pastry)
* when the dog snores
* having one day left of class (okay, so after that there's a week blitz of grading, but it's nice to hang out in the office with the iPod and a mug of coffee and just read)
* that the month of December brings poetry syllabi and roadtrips and encounters with the B
Weird, I am currently obsessed with bad television, food, and vacation. BECAUSE THAT NEVER HAPPENS. OH, WAIT, I MEAN, WELCOME TO THE EXCITEMENT THAT IS MY LIFE. WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT TO CHUG SOME MOUNTAIN DEW AND GO HANG-GLIDING? BABY, I AM SO COOL, YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH ME. TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL SEND YOU A PIX MAIL FROM MY PHONE WHEN I LAND AT BONNAROO. DON'T WAIT UP, OKAY?
OMG I AM HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME KEEPING MY FACE SHUT ABOUT THAT ARTICLE. EWWW. EWWWW!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHA! I knew you'd be so mad. SO MAD ALL CAPS ARE WARRANTED.
ReplyDeleteGO CAPS!!11!!! YR JST A JELIS H8TR!!!1!!!
ReplyDelete(darling, you also know that i love you more than i hate *any* tv show. and really now, that's a hell of a lot of love.)
How sad it is that I had to take a minute and phonetically pronounce "JELIS" before I could understand what you'd written?
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